Waterboy

Waterboy - Can of Whoop Ass

Apex Handcrafted Limited Edition Release—Available for a Limited Time while supplies last!

One of the most quotable movies of all-time. Happy Gilmore got the sequel but don’t you dare touch Waterboy! This release ties together so many elements from the movie to make the perfect ‘whoop-ass’ blend. It’s crisp. It’s clean. It’s cologney. If you always wanted to know what Bobby’s magic water smelled like, this is it. What momma don’t know, won’t hurt her—channel your inner Water Distribution Engineer and grab Waterboy before it sells out

Scent Profile: Glacier Cologne*, Mud Dog Turf*, H₂Ozone*

Glacier Cologne - Blessed by an Eskimo Medicine man and always cold! this is a house-made cologne blend that includes designer blends from Creed, Davidoff, and Nautica, as well as some Apex secrets.

Mud Dog Turf - smell like you’re actually on the field with our Apex Fresh Cut Grass Blend. We used Bermuda Grass essential oil, the very same bayou-friendly grass they used at SCLSU. Also includes earthy notes like Oakmoss to give it that wet and freshly cut characteristic.

H₂Ozone - includes airy and crisp notes that combines two types of ozone, bergamot, and the finishing bow to bring it all together: just a little bit of worn leather.  

product notes: 

• For Apex bundles: please notate oil blend in order comments at checkout. If you do not comment we will select Alpha+ blend by default

• Parfums come pre-capped/sealed

• All oils come with a dropper included

• Body Butter was formerly known as Arcadia